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SILK SIRS:

Luxuriant Lingerie For Men...

MEDIAVEL SILKS, SATINS, LACES, RUFFLES, AND FANCY FINERY ...

UNDER IT ALL - As a Historical Expression of Real Masculinity ... by DESHUND

MEN ... is your love life waning? Well, set your babe afire in passions of pleasure with these romantic rouses that will give her dazzling delights to ponder permenantly--and fondly remember you and your pleasures! These Men's Underwear or Men's Lingerie and Exotic Clothing are sure to fascinate her--as well as provide entertaining, Humorous Fashions.

(Hey, why should the dames get all the outrageous outfits that trap and ensnare us men? Shouldn't we get exotic clothing also, to capture and carry women off in desire, too? And have them eating out of our hand! Begging for more! And to be our slavegirls?)

Wow! Not in tune with this Futuristic Fashion Wavelength? Then see our earlier Article(s) on ASTARIAN MEN'S FASHION by Deshund. Or, his FATHER'S FASHION PHILOSOPHY to get in the Futuristic groove.

(Or, looking more for Time Period (Mediavel, Renaissance, etc.) OUTERWEAR ... then see Medieval Costumes at MUSEUM REPLICAS.)


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A. NOBLE MEN'S UNDERWEAR ...

MEDIAVEL UNDERGARMENTS IN STYLE FOR FUTURE TIMES!

Mediavel Men were not afraid of pampering themselves with all the fancy fineries that their status could afford. Not only did this include silky and satin fabrics (French: lingerie--fine linens) but also fancy decorations, such as lace, and ruffles, and bright colored needlework (prints), such as we see in the Surcoat and Tabbard of the standard Medieval Costumes.

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Now, some of these are being restore to the realm of men's wear--both outerwear and underwear for our Future World. What are these styles like? Take a good look (and don't laugh--much):

1. UNDERSHIRT OR A-SHIRT (Tabbard):
typical sleeveless tunic, exposing the muscular shoulders to wo the ladies with, and reaching down below the hips to just cover the privates--in silky, satiny fabrics (lingerie--fine linens), and in bright basic colors of black, white, bright red, bright blue, and purple. (various sizes)

(These were often decorated with fancy embrodiery work in those Mediavel Days or by modern prints in our era--especially with masculine images, such as trees, lions, horses, rhinos, or other muscular animals. In addition, occassionally, lacy panels or v-shapes over the chest are included as extra cost enhancements to simulate a man's chest hair or even ruffles over the chest area in such garments, for similar symbolism.)

2. MEDIAVEL TUNIC OR LONG T-SHIRT (Surcoat):
typical short-sleeved tunic reaching down to the knees (tuck into your pants for added warmth in Winter or cold climates)--in silky, satiny fabrics, and in bright basic colors of black, white, bright red, bright blue, and purple. (various sizes)

(To form the Mediavel Surcoat (long version) or Tabbard (short version) these more outer garments were often decorated with fancy embrodiery work in those Times or by modern prints in our era--especially with masculine images, such as swords, arrows, or large and strong animals. In addition, occassionally, necks were scooped out or v-shaped, to expose the lacy or ruffled under tunic to wo the ladies with!)

3. MEDIAVEL UNDERGOWN OR FULL-LENGTH SHIRT:
typical long-sleeved tunic reaching down to the calves or ankles (tuck into your pants for added warmth in Winter or cold climates)--in silky, satiny fabrics, and in bright basic colors of black, white, bright red, bright blue, and purple. (various sizes)

4. MEDIAVEL ROBES OR FULL-LENGTH COAT:
these were more outerwear in Mediavel Days, but for today, they may look more like lounge wear or something similar to the Japanese Kimono; typically they are long-sleeved robes, parting in the center, and tied together with a belt or ancient girdle, reaching down to the calves or ankles (occassionaly, shorter versions, reaching to about the knees, and with short half-sleeves, are worn, in more of a coat-like style)--in silky, satiny fabrics, and in bright basic colors of black, white, bright red, bright blue, and purple. (various sizes)


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C. NOBLE MEN'S TIGHTS ...

MEDIAVEL PANTYHOSE FOR MEN ... sure to catch the ladies' attention!

Mediavel Men had very muscular legs, from walking almost everywhere. And, to draw attention to their muscles, and the curve of their thigh and calf (and buttocks), they would often wrap them in those bright colored stockings or tights! (Sure to be a lady stopper and set her mind on thinking about you!)

5. MEDIAVEL TIGHTS OR COLORED PANTYHOSE:
typical long-legged tights, reaching down from the waist all the way to the tip of the toes--similar ballet tights (good for added warmth in Winter or cold climates)--in silky, satiny fabrics (nylon), and in bright basic colors of black, white, bright red, bright blue, and purple. (various sizes--and with the fly front to accomodate the male member)

(NOTE: one Hosiery Manufacturer, G. Lieberman & Sons Ltd now makes ActivSkin, a pantyhose made specificaly for men! So, the trend to Mediavel Costumes for Men is spreading! To see their masculine hosiery, visit them at ActivSkin.)

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C. SILK SIRS SECRETS ...

NOBLEMEN'S ROMANTIC UNDERWEAR ... sure to enslave the ladies with passions!

Most men have a healthy interest in women's fancy panties. However, most women go ho-hum at men's standard underpants of today. So, what can you do to spark up their interest--and get them to take notice of what you have to offer? Consider these male enhancements...

6. BOXERS OR MEDIAVEL NICKERS:
typical trunks or short pants (with room, in front, for your privates to hang loose, and be well ventilated, for Summer or warmer climates)--in silky, satiny fabrics, and in bright basic colors of black, white, bright red, bright blue, and purple. (various sizes) The Biblical Miknahs or ancient breeches (Exodus 28:42-43 & 39:28 and Leviticus 6:10 & 16:4).

(For added, eye-catching appeal, these are occasionally also decorated with Mediavel style images such as: swords, arrows, or large and strong animals animals like lions, horses, rhinos, or other muscular animal, or natural objects such as tall strong evergreen trees or palm trees--for the Freudian effect.)

7. APEMEN OR JUNGLE NICKERS:
similiar Boxers as typical trunks or short pants, but more diplax looking with overlaping sides, giving more freedom of leg movement (and a slit leg look, for showing off your leg muscles), and longer in the front (giving more room for your privates to hang loose, and be well ventilated, for those hot steamy jungles or wild nights)--in silky, satiny fabrics, and in bright basic colors of black, white, bright red, bright blue, and purple. (various sizes)

8. BREECHERS OR MEDIAVEL BRIEFS:
tailored and rounded to your form briefs, similar women's panties, but specially designed and engineered for male attributes (including angled fly front, gonads pouch, and secret, hidden pocket between your legs for keys or valuables), snug and warm for Winter or cooler climates (or wear with Boxers for added warmth where it is really cold!)--in silky, satiny soft, stretch fabrics, and in bright basic colors of black, white, bright red, bright blue, and purple. (various sizes)

(NOTE: Some styles come with lacy panelled front (simulating masculine hairyness) or with ruffles; like a padded bra, they stuff your pants with extra bulk to make it look like you are more well endowed by Nature--even as Renaissance Men used to wear cod pieces with their breeches to pad and enlarge their masculine gifts. Sure to be an eye-catcher for the ladies!)

9. HIPPERS OR MEDIAVEL HIP-HUGGERS:
similiar to the Breechers (above) with that tailored and rounded to your form brief's look, like women's panties, but specially designed and engineered for male attributes (including our famous angled fly front, gonads pouch, and secret, hidden pocket between your legs for keys or valuables), snug and warm for Winter or cooler climates (or wear with Boxers for added warmth where it is really cold!)--in silky, satiny soft, stretch fabrics, and in bright basic colors of black, white, bright red, bright blue, and purple. (various sizes--though often worn by older men as the low cut fits below the expanding beer belly of middle age, whereas Breechers tend to slide down on such figures).

(NOTE: Some styles come with lacy panelled front (simulating masculine hairyness) or with ruffles; like a padded bra, they stuff your pants with extra bulk to make it look like you are more well endowed by Nature--even as Renaissance Men used to wear cod pieces with their breeches to pad and enlarge their masculine gifts. A strong hook when fishing for females!)

10. THANGS OR MEDIAVEL BIKINIS:
as many women like thongs (to show off their nice rounded checks), these men's bikinis are something of a reverse style--for rather than having the back open, they have the front open, with a normal, tight fitting bikini back, but a scooped bikini front, to fit around and beneath the male equipment (letting it all hang out, for maximum display effect). Snug and yet cool for warmer climates (or wear with Boxers or Apemen for added warmth where it is really cold!)--in silky, satiny soft, stretch fabrics, and in bright basic colors of black, white, bright red, bright blue, and purple. (various sizes--though often worn by older men as the low cut fits below the expanding beer belly of middle age, whereas Breechers tend to slide down on such figures).
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11. TALLS OR JOCKS:
similar Thangs, above, for many women like that thong look (to show off their nice rounded checks), so these men's jocks are something of a reverse style--for rather than having the back open, they have a tight fitting bikini back, but in front a long jock-strap like pouch, to coral your male equipment, and give it firm support for exercize (yet being solt and flexible enough for some expansion, when needed). Snug and warm for cooler climates (wear with Boxers or Apemen for added warmth where it is really cold!)--in silky, satiny soft, stretch fabrics, and in bright basic colors of black, white, bright red, bright blue, and purple.
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12. BADGERS OR TUNNEL BRIEFS:
something thongs (which women like to show off their nice rounded checks), these men's briefs are something of a reverse style--for rather than having the back open, they have a normal, rounded, tight fitting brief back (like women's panties), but with a special, tunnelled out frief front (roughly triangular shaped), to fit around and beneath the male equipment (letting it all hang out, for maximum display and ventilation effects). Snug and warm--yet cool enough for warmer climates where good ventilation may be needed (or wear with Boxers or Apemen for added warmth where it is really cold!)--in silky, satiny soft, stretch fabrics, and in bright basic colors of black, white, bright red, bright blue, and purple.
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13. BEARS OR THEODORES:
something like the woman's teddy, these more masculine trunk hugging garments have the snug fitting briefs (like panties) with the Badger or Tunnel feature of having an open (triangular shapped) front, to fit around and beneath the male equipment (letting it all hang out, for maximum display and ventilation effects), but with an extended top to come up and over the chest (for added warmth), and with narrow straps, leaving the muscles of the arms and shoulders displayed (for impressing the female sorts with your physcique). Snug and warm--yet cool enough for warmer climates where good ventilation may be needed (or wear with Boxers or Apemen for added warmth where it is really cold!)--in silky, satiny soft, stretch fabrics, and in bright basic colors of black, white, bright red, bright blue, and purple.
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(NOTE: Some styles come with a lacy panelled upper-front or with ruffles--like chest hair; Others come in the BREECHERS look, with the lacy panelled lower-front or with ruffles (rather than the triangular tunnel): for like a padded bra, these stuff your pants with extra bulk to make it look like you are more well endowed by Nature--even as Renaissance Men used to wear cod pieces with their breeches to pad and enlarge their masculine gifts. Sure to drive the buxom babes bananas!!!!)

Now, what modern female can withstand the dazzling, dizzying display of masculinity that these men's lingerie fashions present? They are sure to be eye catching! And entertaining! (Humorous Fashions galore!) But...

For serious purchase considerations, e-mail us at zdkf@gorge.net (Please, mark your subject box SILK SIRS!)


(NOTE: The FASHION DESIGNS present herein are the copyrighted properties of DESHUND (and Shaddox Artworks) and may NOT be produced without written permission! However, licenses for manufacturers are available for those who like these fashion styles and would want to produce and sell them. Contact us for details.)


MORE LINGERIE:
If you are into women's panties, why not click over to next door and see DANITELLO LEONARDI's various Abstract Artworks and PANTY RAID ORBS

MEN'S FASHIONS:
If you are interested in more men's fashions, then see either: ASTARIAN MEN'S FASHIONS, OR ... take a look at the works of DESHUND at FATHER'S FASHION PHILOSOPHY


NOTE: We also have a MEN ISSUES DIRECTORY, and a WOMEN'S ISSUES LITERATURE

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ROOTS OF MEDIAVEL COSTUMES ...

BIBLE DRESS: The Judeo-Christian Fashions From The Holy Scriptures

Mediavel Costumes (and the Men's Underwear or Men's Lingerie, above) actually came from a much earlier source, that of Bible Dress.

The Ancient Holy Scripures are not only the source of most Judeo-Christian teachings and doctrines, but if you search through them, you are going to find a lot of information about the standard dress of the day in Bible Times. And, the Scholars and Leaders of Mediavel Society had read the Holy Scriptures, resulting in them basing many of the things that they did, on what they found there. And this is true of Bible Dress and fashions as well, which then became applied as Mediavel Costumes and fasions.

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JEWISH HIGH-PRIEST GARB: For example, the High-Priest, as one of the main leaders of he Israelites, not only set the standards for moral conduct, but his fashion statement, outlined in the Holy Scriptures, served as a model for the rest of the Hebrews to copy, as well. So, let us take a look at them (see Exodus 28:3-5 & 39 and Leviticus 6:10 & 8:6-9, 13 & 16:4 and Isaiah 22:20-21 & 61:10.), and compare them with the Mediavel Costume, and men's underwear (fine linens--men's lingerie), that we presented, above (numbered correspondingly).

1. UNDER-TUNIC OR UNDERSHIRT (Tabbard):
worn in this case as an outer-garment, on top of all the other garments. Of a silky, satiny fabric (fine linen--lingerie), basically white in color, as an example of purity and righteousness, with a diminutive (barely noticable) pattern, similar to the Mediavel Tunic, below. of a golden grapevine (like on the Temple door), decorated with precious jewels as grapes. (Biblical ephod Exodus 28:4 or sack-garment--like Greek diplax--with shoulder stone pins, holding it together: the curious girdle Exodus 28:8-12.)

2. MEDIAVEL TUNIC OR LONG UNDERSHIRT (Surcoat):
also, worn in this case as an outer-garment, on top of the Long Gown or Mediavel Robe (below)--but under the Tabbard. Of a silky, satiny fabric (fine linen--lingerie), deep sky-blue color, and decorated with a larger, bolder pattern of needlework: green leaves and grape vines with bunches of red and purple grapes, symbolic of God's Kingdom and Holy Bride of Israel. Originally, of gold vines (as the Under-Tunic, above still is Exodus 28:5) but now, in this Age, of living green color--even as Aaron's metal rod sprouted Numbers 17:8 (Biblical embroidered coat Exodus 28:4 and larger ephod or sack-garment Exodus 28:6-7.)

3. MEDIAVEL GOWN OR FULL-LENGTH SHIRT:
worn in this case as an under-garment, beneath all the other garments. And about the bottom, were hung an alternating group of bells and pomegranets (so that as the High-Priest walked, he would make a tinkling sound). Most likely of a dark blue or navy color (or perhaps deep purple--blood color) and probably of fine linen (lingerie) or silk. (Biblical robe Exodus 28:4 or long official's garment.)

*** NOTE: the girdle or Belt of Judgment about his waist was checkered of sorts, being made of black and white beads, that formed holy symbols and letters.

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*** And, what of Christ's own words, saying: BUT WHAT WENT YOU OUT TO SEE? A MAIN CLOTHED IN SOFT (G3120 Malekos) RAINMENT? BEHOLD, THEY THAT WEAR SOFT CLOTHING ARE IN KINGS' PALACES! (Matthew 11:8) Malekos: royal robes, fancy silk vestments, gold embroidered and bejeweled gowns--Men's Lingerie.)

Now, some of these Amcient and Mediavel things are being restored to Men's Fashion in God's Kingdom, and for Our Futuristic Realm.

So, let the dull, drab robots wander about in their colorless, mechanical dehumanized garments, and wonder why, all the good women are flocking to the US, the Mediavel Men, who are learning to dress like the Peacock of the Species, and Real Roosters, that God made us to be!

For more on the HIGH PRIEST, take a look at Our Article on THE SADDUCEES.

(While this was mainly on Men's Biblical Lingerie or Fine Linens, for some information on Women's Biblical Lingerie, see the historical review of the BIBLICAL FASHIONSPage.)


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Filed: 02-06-03 . . . Up-dated: 05-22-03