THE WEIRD, WILD, AND WACKY WORLD OF ...
Announcing Our Amazing Artist . . .
Greetings, Art Lovers! Have a good sense of humor? Great! For
you are now meeting one of the wildest wits of the world! We trust
that his Artistic Antics will Amuse and Activate your funny bone.
But, first, a few short, serious(?) words...
LEONARDI is the stage name (pseudonym) for a once budding
scientist, now turning Abstract Artist. He grew up as a Renaissance
Style man: many talented and multiple degreed (a student of d'Vinci)
and steeped in Mediavel Culture. Unfortunately, the government project
that was to be the scientific success of the century, turned into the
worst nightmare and disaster of all time--leaving him disabled and
handicapped! The doctors have credited his survival to his Mediavel
merriment and practical jokes and jesting. (And his laugh is famous!)
My Man Of Mediavel Mystery:
As the campus science nerd, Leonardi displayed talent in
Art and produced geometical and mathematical shapes and symbols set to
color. Now, in overcoming his handicap, he is moving into a Mediavel
Mood of ABSOLUTE ABSTRACT ART, where the works are to be more
heart-felt and sensuously experienced, than head-known and analyzed.
However, while his mind is still very active and witty, the ever jolly
Medieval Jester, he is physically limited and his hands (and feet--and
body) just don't work well, making him extremely slow in everything he
does. But, he is emerging as notable among the disabled artists or
handicapped artists--and even regular Abstaract Artists!
True to his wild and wacky wit, Leonardi was inspired to come up with
a weird but wonderful absolute abstract artform--based on an old
fashioned college tradition (and Viking Fantasy?): the Campus Panty
Raid. So, be prepared for campus craziness, pranks and practical
jokes, jests, and art humor!)
Danitello Leonardi's current Absolute Abstract Artwork centers on
WEDDING ART and can be seen on the Net at
Or, for real Art fans, see his works at D'Art on the Net at
Since his disaster, Leonardi has not had many pictures taken of
himself and tends to shy away from cameras, and avoids public
appearances. However, to tease and tantillize you a bit, we managed
to get a photo of him, in one of his more joking and jolly moods.
(Well, my darling damsels, fair thee swoon now? Or, perchance
you fancy to meet our Man of Mediavel Mystery?) ;-)
E-Mail Danitello via
Leonardi Art AT Veldantia DOT Com (Please, mark your subject box
Or, Snail-mail to:
- Danitello Leonardi
P.O. Box 44
Underwood, WA 98651 U.S.A.
Or, leave messages at: (509) 493-1674 (with the Shaddox Clan)
LOOKING FOR MORE ART HUMOR???
Then, join our neighbors, next door, for
SPACEDOG, a rollicking
romp through the Sci-Fi World of rock n' roll! (And spoof on the
Punk Rock phenomena.)
LOOKING FOR MORE ART (Culture)???
Then, step next door, to our friends at the VELDANTIA Ministry of
VELDANTIA CULTURES, a powerful, think tank blending of the
Cultures of the Northern Nations for Our Future Fantasy World in
Space! (Including futuristic art, music, fashion, and other Arts,
If you are into panties and lingerie (and laughs galore), why not
click over to next door and visit DESHUND'S
LUXURIANT LINGERIE FOR MEN. NOTE: *** PG *** Area!
Other spots of interest in Danitello's Web:
FOR FURTHER THOUGHT...
In surviving his disaster, Danitello has come to say: THERE ARE NO
ATHEISTS IN THE FOXHOLES! Care to engage him on that topic? Or,
other theological thoughts or philosophy? (Use the contact link,
above, and put FOX HOLES in the subject box!)
And, if you'd like to look up what he believes (along with the
rest of us, here, at VELDANTIA), click on over to next door and look
KoReY REVIVAL LITERATURE.
Copyright 2002, 2003, 2004 by Danitello Leonardi for Shaddox
(All Rights reserved!)
Danitello Leonardi PANTY RAID Orbs series (Lingerie Orbs and
Fantasy Worlds) and the STUFFED CLOTHING series are also copyrighted
and may not be repoduced in any form, without our expressed, written
Filed 09-18-02 . . . Up-dated 08-08-04