So, how does its plot run?
1. ENTER THE HERO...our ordinary joe...
Ted is a typical trout-fishing man, in a middle management job, at a common commerical company. He has an average wiley wife, and a pair of cute kids. And they live in a similar suburb of what most Americans dream of--in that famulous City of New York! Ah...the good life! What could be better, or go wrong...go wrong...go wrong...
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2. ENTER THE DIASTER OF THE CENTURY!!! Due to a downswing in the economy, the common commercial company decides that it MUST downsize--and Ted is one of dozens booted out the door. And, because of that downturn in the economy, no one else is highering middle management! This upsets Ted's wife, who finally makes up her mind to leave Ted, with the kids, and to clean out all their money, too, for her emergency use! Locking Ted out of his own house, he is forced to sleep in his own car--which the police come and confiscate as it is illegally parked! So, Ted ends up alone, homeless, and on the streets!
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3. DESTINY INTERVENES...enter yours truly...
As the Winter chill sets in, Ted concludes that he has to spend his last pocket money $8.50 to get a winter coat (as his ex-wife has the cops on him--and will not let them back into their house, to get his stuff). Going to a local 2nd Hand Store, he finds to his shock, that even the cheapest coats are $10.00 (plus)! However, as he is shopping, he hears someone talking to him, and then discovers that it is a STUFFED TOY DOG, which implores him to buy the critter! At first, Ted thinks he is losing his marbles (and so do others in the store, as they can hear Ted talk, but not what the TOY DOG says), however, the TOY DOG directs Ted to some hidden morney in a dress, so Ted buys both his coat, and the TOY DOG!
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4. THE SET-UP... Then, TOY DOG tries to prove his usefullness, by first leading Ted to an empty warehouse, where the landlord lets him use it as an appartment in exchange for being the building's security guard. Then, by leading Ted to an old, long burried suitcase full of stolen money, that TOY DOG intends for Ted to use to start his new company, and turn the empty warehouse with business! However, in the process, TOY DOG sternly warns Ted to fill in the hole--but because of the weather, and then circumstances, Ted never does...
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5. ENTER THE HEROINE...the new business
secretary Ted opens his business, looking to hire the sexiest secretary he can find, but Toy Dog has other ideas. He goes outs (invisibly), and finds the mousey Grace and pulls her towards their business, and delivers a newspaper (with the job ad marked) to her, to get her to come and apply. (For, having just been divorced, herself--and hee husband locking up all their millions, she is desperately seeking a job to pay bills and keep her nice home!) However, being the typical wallflower, Ted over-looks her, preferring a SEXY secretary, until TOY DOG puts his paw down and makes Ted hire her (convincing him that she is worth it, by arranging a crude construction catastrophy, that reveals that Grace is wearing pretty pink panties to work!) And, though they start out awkwardly, Grace soon proves that she is a good help-mate, by not only helping Ted build his business, but by pitching in and giving him a hand at remodelling the old warehouse, so that it does, indeed, look like a very classy business! (As well as beginning to get romantically involved with him!)
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6. TROUBLE BREWS IN PARADISE...ooopppsss!!!
Ted's casual discard of the old suitcase allows Lenny to find it in the dumpsters, and he recognizes the muddy name on it! Carrying it to Mr. Big, from the mobster we learn of the original heist, where Mr. Big was double-crossed, and the money burried--but then his bad partner was caught on other charges, and Mr. Big had him killed in prison (but, unfortunately, before he found out where the money was hidden). While this discovery unfolds, Ted unknowning pays Grace a salary advance, not noticing the red ink thumb print of the G-Man who marked some of the money. Once the mark shows up at the bank, the Feds start combing the neighborhood, trying to figure out why the money has suddenly surfaced, after all these years of silence. And, as fate would have it, both Mr. Big and the Feds discover the nysterious hole that Ted left--AND RIGHT IN HIS OWN BACK YARD (near the new warehouse business)!
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7. CLASH OF THE TITANS... As both sides close in, and show up at Ted's new office and new business (where did the money come from?), Mr. Big grasps it first. And, then to force Ted to give him the money back, he abducts Grace, and holds her hostage for ransom. However, the Feds try and step in, to catch Mr. Big, and nail him for the murders of the original heist (the money being free and clear, due to statutes of limitations). But, Mr. Big sniffs out the trap, and then skies out with Grace--vowing revenge on Ted!
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8. THE REAL BATTLE BEGINS...enter the team
Well, rather than waiting around for the end to come, Ted mounts his own attack (and attempts to rescue Grace)--and with the resouces of TOY DOG, they come up with some very unusual results, like TOY DOG tracking Mr. Big to his hidden hide-out! And, now to rescue Grace... without getting caught!!!
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Ending???How does it end? Well, it does have a surprise ending for you, so I won't spoil it by telling you! (You will have to see the movie!) However, I will tell you that it has very happy ending for me!
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Believe it or not, fan letters do impact Hollywood.
Or, SPACE DOG 2: (the sequel): TOP DOG
See SPACE DOG 3: TOY DOG HOUSE above!
And SPACE DOG 4: DOG HOUSE
Both Ted and Grace had to work out their proper roles with each other (which is probably why their first marriages did not last).
Faster than a speeding bullet...stronger than a racing locomotive...Our Fearless Leader and Wonder of Stage and Screen:SPACE DOG!Greetings Fans! And I hope you enjoyed our silver screen show... Now, let me take you on a humorous romp dowm memory lane, as I show you some of the accomplishments of me and my relatives. (Well, very distant relatives!)So, hold onto your hat...as we rocket into SPACE! Up...Up...And away! (Superman, remember?)
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Well you don't have to be abducted and nearly murdered by the mob, like Grace, to be a womin of pain and heartache!
So, why don't you let these other women, help you?
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those whose Families will not help them deal with their hurts!
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3. WOMEN'S ISSUES LITERATURE --
The Feminine side of the Family and the Female perspective on
how to run and organize your Family (plus info on that wild
PERFECT PINK PUMK PROGRAM for the fairer sex).
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RATINGS: PG-13
Romantic situations, and underwear jokes.
Moreover, the Movie would probably be PG-13 for romantic situations, bathroom humor, and underwear jokes, and crude mobster language.
Filed: 11-26-01 . . . Up-dated 12-01-01