Astrotunes and Sci-Fi Lyrics...

Humorous Melodies and Space Songs present:

SPACE DOG ROCK CONCERTS

THE FAR OUT - HAS JUST BECOME THE FAR *** IN ***!

SPACE DOG MUSIC:

That wild chant that rocks the stars!

(stomp, stomp, clap)
(stomp, stomp, clap)
(stomp, stomp, clap)

(stomp, stomp, clap) SPACE DOG!
(stomp, stomp, clap) SPACE DOG!
(stomp, stomp, clap) SPACE DOG!

CHORUS:
(stomp, stomp, clap) SPACE DOG, rocks! (forward body wave)
(stomp, stomp, clap) SPACE DOG, rolls! (side-ways body wave)
(stomp, stomp, clap) SPACE DOG, rules the stars! (spin about - pointing skyward)
(REPEAT chorus, 3x)

(stomp, stomp, clap) SPACE DOG!
(stomp, stomp, clap) SPACE DOG!
(stomp, stomp, clap) SPACE DOG!
AAArrruuuggghhh! (Wolf Howl!)
(RETURN to chorus)

Now all you fans (and cheerleader sorts) can get in the goove! And rock along with us!

The Perfect Pink and Purple Punk...

of our new...

ROLLIN' ROYAL ROCK RIOT RAGE!!!

PUNK is normally a rather abrasive and agressive sounding music, whose strident voices and rough melodies are often not harmonious and perhaps slightly out of tune.

PINK PUNK is a milder, more feminine Punk, but still with the typical MIGHTY MACHO MASCULINE image of Punk (bondage, chains, collars, slavegirls, etc.)--though not so agressive (and certainly not as abrasive--usually, the foul language is toned down; though some of the older generation raises their eyebrows at the bathroom humor and underwear jokes!) However, this softer tone does give us a BROADER appeal to the female fans (Yes, pun intended!), who tended to shy away from regular Punk, as it got too scary for girls.

PURPLE PUNK is perhaps a milder tone yet, with sounds that are more like the 60s Folksongs (something like the sounds of Leonard Nimoy's Music? Spacie!). Moreover, it tends to be more Inspirational and filled with high and Lofty Lyrics. (Subtle and Silent Semi-Witnessing.)

ROYAL ROCK incorperates both PINK and PURPLE PUNK, and forms a kind of 60s nostalgia sound, with the mellower tones of early Rock (like the Beatles original tunes). And, as a result, has a good mass market, Rock tune appeal!

And this is SOUND of what the SPACE DOG group does.

Try it! You'll like it! It is certainly as good as JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS!!!

Show Stoppers...

Our Mediavel Queen of...

LOVE AND BEAUTY

Drawing on our Mediavel Heritage, we tend to support and uphold chastity and virginity. (Consequently, some of the most rabid SPACE DOG Fans are religious virgins!) And, to support this value, somewhere in our show, we stop and select a Mediavel maiden (i.e. virgin) to be our Queen of LOVE AND BEAUTY for the evening, much as they used to do in Feudal Europe at the Jousts! (With prizes usually awarded to her, also.)

Moreover, while regular punk gets into an abusive BEAST-ARCHY attitude, we tend to hold a more traditional view of the Natural Order where the female is to be the man's maidservant or slavegirl. Hence, we still do a lot MIGHTY MACHO MASCULINE routine of regular punk, with bondage stuff (collars, chains, bonds, etc.) in our costuming. However, this MALE MASTERY, is tempored among us by the restraints and teachings of the ancient Judeo-Christian PATRIARCHY system. With men properly appreciating their property (and God protecting women from abuse)! Hence PINK PUNK! (And, for more details on this God Ordained Submissive Women's Role, see our ZDK WOMEN'S ISSUES LITERATURE.)

CDs, CASSETES, MUSIC VIDEOS, ETC.

(But, be prepared for the famous SPACE DOG humor, for his practical jokes and pranks are every where--and especially when you least expect it!)

Faster than a speeding bullet...stronger than a racing locomotive... Our Fearless Leader and Wonder of Stage and Screen: SPACE DOG! Greetings Fans! And I hope you enjoy our little rock and roll... Now, let me take you on a humorous romp dowm memory lane, as I show you some of the accomplishments of me and my relatives. (Well, very distant relatives!) So, hold onto your hat...as we rocket into SPACE! Up...Up...And away! (Superman, remember?)

To get SPACE DOG PHOTO GALLERY Click Here!

A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR...

1. WEIRD SCIENCE??? Our ZDK Institute -- Science, Engineering, and Technologies Center for KoReY Programs and Interstellar Innovations [use ZDK Institute Library entrance for now]: See what Science has for Our Future and what the Lab is cooking up for it, today (Yes, Science and Faith can merge!)

2. KoReY PROJECT SPACE ARK -- KoReY or K.R.Y. Program for the preservation of Earth Life (flora and fauna) and then transportion of them to suitable environments on other Planets in Space (the new Noah's Ark): the colossal environmental project of the Future (NOW!)

3. KoReY INTERSTELLAR COLONIES -- Our Project for the Coming Migration of the Faithful into Space (formal evacuation of the Planet Earth in preparation for the coming Apocalypse--where do you fit in or will you be left out?): including practical guidelines on Passenger Priority and Land Grant Allocations